In classic Britney fashion, she did not bother to put a bra in that Japan-bound luggage. Never change, Brit.
Ya know, as somebody who tried to look cute last weekend for an anniversary date and just felt really self conscious, I respect it. Wear what makes you feel good idgaf
Britney has that “Running out to the 7-11 for some Winston Ultra Lights” aesthetic and she is sticking with it, by God.
Is Jez dipping its toes back into Midweek Madness? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE bring back Midweek Madness.
I can, actually.
God, can you imagine her sending kale to Flint?
I know! Her tone is always like “Even I, you plebes. Even I.” In her head she thinks it makes her sound relatable.
I don’t understand any of this. Heavy Metals?? But yeah, go to a fucking doctor! A real one who went to med school, not some yogi vegan gluten free guru.
An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.” Read more
I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.
Yep, we Normals are livin’ the dream! Don’t let the secret get out.
she can dance and her show got canceled.
I hope we get to that point as marriage slowly moves from the utopical “till death do us part” paradigm toward a “eh, let’s do this while it makes sense for both”.