As someone who routinely gets to enjoy himself without people commenting on what I wear, I endorse her doing the same.

In classic Britney fashion, she did not bother to put a bra in that Japan-bound luggage. Never change, Brit.

Ya know, as somebody who tried to look cute last weekend for an anniversary date and just felt really self conscious, I respect it. Wear what makes you feel good idgaf

Britney has that “Running out to the 7-11 for some Winston Ultra Lights” aesthetic and she is sticking with it, by God.

Is Jez dipping its toes back into Midweek Madness? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE bring back Midweek Madness.

Just FYI to those interested, both ABC & Freeform are going to be live streaming Ariana’s concert tomorrow.

I can, actually.

God, can you imagine her sending kale to Flint?

and the kicker “I’m not saying I’m attractive. I mean when you’re considered attractive.”

“Women Bullshit artists, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive pretentious and condescending.”

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive pretentious and condescending.”

I know! Her tone is always like “Even I, you plebes. Even I.” In her head she thinks it makes her sound relatable.

I don’t understand any of this. Heavy Metals?? But yeah, go to a fucking doctor! A real one who went to med school, not some yogi vegan gluten free guru.

An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.

Yep, we Normals are livin’ the dream! Don’t let the secret get out.

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Because she can dance and her show got canceled.

I hope we get to that point as marriage slowly moves from the utopical “till death do us part” paradigm toward a “eh, let’s do this while it makes sense for both”.