“You never really know a man until you have divorced him.”

I rather like this one.

Women are taught from a young age that their central value is their beauty, and then they’re criticized for trying desperately to hang on to that value.

I believe there are plenty of data showing that you are far more likely to be shot by your gun than to shoot a “bad hombre”

It struck me that this was probably what the fight was about.

I mean, what’s the point of a gun safe if your’re just leaving loaded guns around the house, though?

Or any name (besides Jesus’s).

Not sure if I’ve ever said anyone’s name in bed? Or if anyone has ever said mine? I mean, to whom else would you be speaking? Is it really necessary to clarify?

I’m just gonna say it, I don’t think I’ve ever said the other person’s name in bed.

As far as I’m concerned, Kurt Eichenwald and David Farenthold were the only Real Journalists doing Actual Journalism this election, only to be mostly ignored by people and other media in favor of #omg!emails!

Not really.

Yesssssssss. Thiiiissssssss.

Also, Obama has been FLAWLESS in his composure for 8 years. And now, when America is experiencing something it has never experienced before, something for which there is no blueprint, we liberals who should be writing him thank you letters, are criticizing him for not walking an even…

Except that part where the Russians actually invaded Germany and captured Berlin, right? You don’t really know much, do you?

The Russians did the same thing, genius. They drew millions of German soldiers away from the Western front into Russia. Does someone really need to explain this to you?!

Your loss. Live in your little bubble where American troops beat back the Germans at Stalingrad and Kursk and then rolled Sherman tanks into Berlin.*

Exactly. What about the GOP and fucking Putin, makes anybody think they have a line they will never cross? Peace and love and compromise are awesome goals if your opponent has a conscience. They have none.

“Hey, we single-handedly beat the Germans in WWII.”

The fact that the Soviet Army did most of the heavy lifting against Germany in WWII ruins your point.

His endless hand wringing over compromising will have repercussions for decades.

Well, now we know who is douchey enough to perform at Trump’s inaugural concert.