Same question after the same process!

I agree about how gorgeous Drew Barrymore is. I know this beautiful woman who I think looks a lot like her, but I've never told her that because I have no idea if she'd take it as a compliment or if she's one of those people who doesn't like drew.

Ha! I was going to say elephant sock.

And here I took for granted all those times in the 90s that I defied the rules of my workplace and refused to wear nylons. I mean, my foremothers fought in the nylon riots covered in turkey fat for my ability to wear a pair of Leggs! What an ingrate.

It says something that legs smeared with poultry fat would still smell better than self-tanner.

It seems like women in the 40s smeared makeup all over themselves. Were they just resigned to it smearing and staining? Did they take great pains to prevent that? Is that why they all sat like still statues on chairs?

Thanks! That stuff looks great. I can’t see myself spending $50 when all is said and done ($23 for shipping???) on a lipstick I’ve never tested, but I am a sucker for pictures of pretty gloss smeared on paper.

This series is great and all, but you can’t just gloss over “gravy legs”. I need something feature-length on that.

What are these besame lipstick things of which you speak?

I am in the same camp. Even when I find a shade of red that works with my skin, I have too much...flesh/face around my lips to wear red. It doesn’t draw attention to my lips so much as to the ratio of lip to cheek, jowel, and jaw, so it never looks right.

This is fantastic.

I used to love ménage a trois. Got sick of it after a while though. Maybe it's been long enough...

i mean, thank GOD for trader joes. They have some $4, $5 and $6 wines that I love (sometimes get sick of eventually,) but then they have a lot of crap at those price pints too. And depending on the store, the staff may or may not be helpful. My local tJ’s has a staff with shitty taste in wine:(

Oh, believe me, it KILLS me. I used to drink any kind of wine. But I just can't anymore. :(

Well, yes, BUT:

I love Melissa McCarthy so much and ugh: I get so sick of the fact that every time I see her name and click on it its just another thing about her weight or clothes or looks. Why can’t people talk about her movies and comedy? Everything she does is fantastic and I want to hear about all her future plans for projects…

*is depressed that all I wear are tanks and sweats that are falling apart bc I work from home with kids

You've just described what I aspire to in life.

Admittedly, I don’t know anything about Exhale.

“The media, such as ourselves, can make and break all women regardless of talent or lack of it, based solely on age and perceived looks. We did it to the pair on the left, designating their replacements on the right. Just wait another 15 or 20 years, and there will be a shiny new pair to the right of them.”