It’s gotta be, right?

I love when women have healthy hair that they keep long. I've found that Italian women do this easily since their hair tends to be thicker, the color is a nice, bright silver, and it looks good against olive skin.

His consistent use of the word, “female” tells you everything you need to know: including the fact that he has probably never slept with any.

yeah. Now that I'm 40, I have issues with my face and all the sagging and sun damage and scarring. I'd be lying if I said I don't fantasize about fixing it. But I also have 2 kids and a house, and any money that would fall out of the sky at me would go straight to the kids' future first, my parents' future second, the…

that would be so interesting.

oh, I've seen that! It's very cool. I will say that I find it a bit lacking in authenticity though because it seems like the makeup artists use the same modern products and techniques throughout, and are more approximating certain looks rather than actually recreating them. But still, cool!

Good point. it's interesting. I would love to do some things, but a) I can't afford to, and b) I'd be scared of irreversible bad results. But if I could just wave a painless wand for free and voilà, and then I could just as easily delete the changes if I didn't like them, i would "fix" my face and all my skin. I can't…

I hope you know that I clicked on this post purely because of "ice balls" and it was exactly what I was hoping for!

I hope you know that I clicked on this post purely because of "ice balls" and it was exactly what I was hoping for!

Also, I want to see this same article written in a hundred years about the history of plastic surgery. We're still in between the time of inly "whores" admitting to procedures, and then being accepted. And what will a future journalist say about the Botox look of the early 21st century?

This is interesting! I assume you're going to do yourself up in all the styles. I can't wait to see all the side-by-sides to get a sense of how different one woman would look depending on the era she runs around in.

Ahahaha! Fantastic. This comment needs WAY more stars.

In my expert fashion opinion* there is a fine line between a suit and pajamas. Tom Ford looks like he is wearing a beautiful, impeccable suit. Justin timberlake and nick Jonas look like they are wearing pajamas.

well, my hair is curly (ish), but I wouldn't call it voluminous. It's pretty thin.

Exactly! I have 2 kids and people were always shocked to hear me say that it was a selfish choice. The thing is, just because a choice is rooted in selfishness, it doesn't necessarily make it bad or harmful. But being "selfish" (or self-interested) is a trait that women aren't supposed to have, so the decision to have…

me too. I tried unsuccessfully to have bangs so many times before I just admitted that my hair could not do it and moved on. Now I just admire them from afar. Whenever I feel the urge that maybe bangs will work out this time, my husband has been instructed to show me a picture of Mandy Patinkin in the role of inigo…

1. You have absolutely gorgeous lips.

Americans are so obsessed with outcomes. It's like we think that there is one strict formula that will produce the best, most well-adjusted kid, and we are afraid that if we deviate from that formula even minutely, we will have just a so-so kid.

You know, I thought that John Oliver wasn't all that funny on the daily show, or Community, or anything else I saw him in, really, but he is killing it as a host. I think sometimes the writers don't know what to do with a guest or correspondent. I think Noah will be great, but I hope they change the show enough to…

I did a version of that once in the mid-nineties at an arm when I was desperate for money. Put an empty envelope in the machine, and punched in that I was depositing $100. (They used to let you access up to $100 of any deposit right away until they processed it a few days later). I got a free $100 that day. I was…

A guy I was only very casually hooking up with sometimes called about 30 minutes after he was supposed to have already met up with me to tell me that he couldn't make it because he decided he needed to watch a movie with his mom instead.