margarethoneybee
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I'm so glad you did the wedding one! I was starting to get itchy from withdrawals of this feature.

The people who make the biggest goddamn deal out of how bad cursing is are the ones who curse just as much, but they do it in a way that is grammatically incorrect.

I asked for one on keratin a last week! So, let's cross our fingers.

oh god! *barf*

I've learned what it means about 5 times and I keep forgetting. Some super clever acronym for slut, you know.

Well, the investigation was not as conclusive as we'd hoped, but the most likely theory is that, after having the butter dish taken away from his reach, he needed somewhere to store the butter that he could lick it off of later. I know it doesn't make the most sense, but you have to remember that it was a crime of

I think it depends on the person. My face is a dried up old creek bed so coconut oil works well and never causes breakouts. Other people have problems using it on their face, though.

I was doing the baby brush- it works great! I just had no idea that butter would be so much better than the oil we were using. Ha.

Haha! Good theory.

That was our normal routine also (jojoba oil and baby brush) and i thought it was great, but the butter thing! It was late so she just slept like that- smelling like a bag of buttered popcorn- and we bathed Her the next morning and so much more of it was gone than with the oil and brushing method!

on total accident* we found out that a really great remedy for cradle cap is butter. Here I thought I was smart for using jojoba oil or coconut oil, but no- it's butter. Works like a charm!

Absolutely! I had an ex-boyfriend who was a good old boy type and would mock me and demand that I "cite a study" every time I contributed the smallest factoid in a conversation. Did he ever do it to his Rat Fucker blowhard buddies? Of course not.

YOU ARE ALWAYS SAYING MY THOUGHTS!

My live-in boyfriend traveled a lot. He thought he could get away with sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night to call his other girlfriend who lived in another country. That he believed he could get away with it was based on two very crucial assumptions:

I thought the same thing!

You often say what's in my brain.

thanks!

thanks!

Yep, yep, yep!

Nail.on.the.head.