This one is my very favorite!

He might not want to seriously date a free-spirited woman, but many times the guys who have strict standards for their wives/girlfriends are the first to cheat on them with opposite types.

I love this series!

Ha. Well, this is like the boob "smaller yet bigger" thing. I didn't get some rounder, curvaceous backside. My flat Irish butt just fell lower and spread out. Like a pancake.

Ha! I guess "pregnancy underwear" sounds a little weird.

So am i! That's just how I type now!

We are both up for the award. This is how I type too.

you're right. I just have to get into the habit of these clothes.

Ooh! These are way cuter than the target ones.

Yeah. I got antibiotic prescriptions for years even when I couldn't afford health insurance or a doc visit. I just had a previous doc take pity on me and refill the prescription when I called. $80 for a bottle was still cheaper than paying health insurance and deductibles. Not every doc will do that, but mine did.

boobs both somehow smaller and larger! Yep. And lower. And aereolas bigger, and all you want to do is hide them- put them on lockdown. What a luxury to keep your boobs covered! Man, I never would have guessed that attitude would happen when I was in my 20s.

this is a great response!

So, I pretty much only ever fuck around on the Internet when I'm nursing the baby to sleep, and as a result, I tend to not watch any videos with sound no matter how tempting. This means that I miss all the Jon Stewart/john Oliver clips, and every throwback clip of Prince that my friend posts on FB and it kills me to…

Yep. The office I worked in was thankfully pretty progressive and egalitarian (still some people were guilty of some of this, though), but my ex-boyfriend who was a lawyer and fancied himself some hotshot genius pulled this trick. The patronizing, "oh, you're just SO GOOD at making shopping lists" or "I am terrible at…

The trick to fish eyes is to simmer the fish in a curry, and not eat the cornea. Then they taste mostly like fresh oysters with curry. They're good!

Well, the nursing bra looks cool.

I'm skeptical about going into sephora for help. Every associate in there is <26 and the only time I went in there to get makeup done, I asked for a "natural look" for my outdoor (hippie-ish) wedding. I even brought in a picture as an example, and they went full-on blue eyeshadow, black liner, falsies, caked-on stage…

My generation's version of this magazine cover was the Noxema commercials.

this strategy has served me well, too.

Okay, it sounds like I have to check out all this benefit stuff I've been willfully neglecting learning anything about. I'm old (ish, 40) too and the dark circles and bags are... Circling. I'm not very good at foundation in general, and I get a little anxious at how bad I would be at applying under eye concealer.