That's almost an official excuse!

Really? See, I want to believe you, and this makes sense on a logical level, but I have tried this method and it doesn't work for me!

I started shaving my stache in middle school almost 30 years ago (Justin beiber would be jealous), and so now I have to do it every.single.day or I get awful stubble. It's a littttttle better since I got a home laser thingy a couple years ago, but shaving was not the answer. Of course, I can't imagine what would've…

I have the tanda me smooth and love it too, but it's not quite as permanent as I'd hoped. I'd really love professional laser treatments, but given the fact that my entire body is covered in thick, black tree trunks (3 or 4 per follicle) my guess is that laser hair removal would cost me roughly the equivalent of…

Oh my god! $75 for 6 sessions???!!!

I have a very red face. My nose looks like Santa Claus'. I tried the green stuff for ages. It always looked weird. I mean, my face wasn't red anymore, but it wasn't actually the color of skin either. I looked gray, or like I had just played the wicked witch of the west in a stage production and didn't wash all my…

I knew someone who was raised by a Muslim (pretty much in name only) mother who sent her to Protestant church just to fit in with main culture. But didn't really know how to deprogram her, so the girl is now a highly bigoted republican flat-earther homeschooler who thinks her own mother is going to hell.

"I think maybe you're confusing journalism with stenography, a popular discipline for ladies in the days before they were allowed jobs like TV anchor."

You think so? I get the feeling that his base loves shit like this. Plus, he could always spin it into a "the liberal media" that he was shushing and chiding and make it seem like it had nothing to do with the fact that the anchor was a woman.

Yeah. I mean, some people in some circumstances (young, going out, done very well) look great in it. But I just saw a spread on it in allure that was totally ridiculous. Like, not even the 21-year-old high fashion models in the runway show with makeup applied by professionals could make that shit not look ridiculous.

Yes. Legislation needs to be passed. You refuse to vaccinate? Then you have to homeschool. No Disneyland for you. You do not get to sign your kid up for little league. If you insist on being dangerously ignorant, then at least we need to protect the rest of society. (And obviously I'm not including the…

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I met robin Williams once in an airport. I was about... 19 or 20? My friend dared me to go get his autograph, but I was nervous that I'd annoy him. He could not have been nicer. He asked me all sorts of questions about myself, and seemed genuinely interested in the answers, even though I was just a boring college kid…

Hmmm. That is interesting. I live in Southern California and have very hard water here. Does that comport with your unofficial findings?

fair point. Fortunately I'm too lazy to get too wild with it. My foray into my own cosmetic making has so far only consisted of buying a tub of Nivea and dumping some seaweed extract into it. I assume the Nivea cream already has parabens.

Yes! That is my biggest pet peeve with all makeup and fashion. The scamming! The $200 tshirts that are just... Cotton tshirts. The lotions that are just... Mineral oil and vitamin E for $50. I mean, I'm lazy and vain as the next person, but I'm not a sucker! I love to hear how I can just make creme de la mer at home…

I would love to hear more of your hair color adventures. I thought about red for a while, and then realized I was too lazy for the maintenance. But blonde and red and blue! It sounds like you have seen all the colors! The craziest I ventured was black (not too crazy when your natural color is dark brown), but that was…

Right now I'm back to just cheap old Pantene. Like I'm in high school again. Of course, then I have to add the oil back into my hair once it's clean- so I use the r&b leave-in conditioner from lush and I LOVE it. I was worried it would be too heavy for my thin damaged hair, but it's great. All silky and soft! (I tried…

I love ave da. Haven't tried it in years for some reason, maybe I'll go back.

I mean, I don't have great hair, and I have switched shampoos about as often as Sarah Palin switches jobs and schools, but now I'm back on good old Pantene. Then I use R&B leave-in conditioner from lush to add oil back in. That seems to be working right now.