thirsted!

The making skincare/making cosmetics site is addicting. It makes me want to get out beakers and tiny spoons and make lovely products and write, "fuck you, Dior!" On the containers.

I would like one. I first read that they were just drying (mainly for your hair) and also bad for the environment. So I tried a couple sulfate-free shampoos. Gross. Hated them. They couldn't get my hair clean. So I said, "fuck it" and "sorry ecosystem" and got sulfates again so my hair could feel clean. Then I read…

I mean, don't make it so dramatic. Just say, "if your first name is Taylor or Ryan or jaden, we just can't tell anymore if you're a mr or ms so we're just going to stop guessing now."

😂 "wifs". Hahaha.

Yes- that is certainly one way- and perhaps the sanest way- to go about things. I am very happy to not look or be 18 anymore. And when i was in my 20s and early 30s, I always assumed I'd just not worry about it and "age gracefully" by doing nothing, and not worrying about it. Then something happened- in the 3 years…

I've been lurking since this site started (basically) in 2007. Was tempted to comment, but back then it was fierce and I wasn't clever enough. Plus the comments all seemed time sensitive and I was always on the west coast.

when I first got ahold of highlighter I just thought, "the point is a glowy face, right?" And picked something too white (and I am PALE), too thick, and just put it all over. I looked like a greasy ghost.

Ha. Yeah. I saw a video on my FB feed of a makeup artist who was showing the "Angelina Jolie look". I watched it and first of all, she put so many layers of foundation on her face. Why? I couldn't figure it out. Highlighters over foundation over more highlighter. Then the contouring. One thing she did was take some…

Yes. I am very lenient with the "no makeup" term as I came up in the era of makeup being neon colored and intended to make you look like a Nagel painting or toucan. So, sure. "No makeup" just differentiates obvious makeup and can include balm, mascara, coverup. I'll allow it. But contouring? You are full-on "makeup…

And contouring??!! I may as well smudge dirt on the side of my forehead for all my skill with that.

My first reaction to this video is that it took 3 minutes to show her doing all her makeup using several products, and yet the video of the girl doing nothing but sucking on a lip dildo was 7 minutes long.

Really. I feel a little overwhelmed at the idea of applying moisturizer with a makeup brush, and highlighting in general.

I believe "yonic" is the term. opposite of phallick. I'm not sure if I have the spelling correct, but knowing that term has really increased my adjective usage.

What happened in his childhood? I remember him saying that his dad left, but that he was close to his mom and sisters. Is there more to the story?

I don't know that I ever knew makeup that well so much as the fact that it didn't matter because whatever wet n wild shit I put on my face made me look just as attractive in disco lighting as any other 20-something.

Yeah, I had both thoughts too! Jennifer Aniston looks stop-in-your-tracks gorgeous here. That dress really works on her, and I like the body jewelry.

I think there should also be a "wind machine blowing through your hair" app. You know, just so that no one would have to go through the trouble of carrying one around at all times.

I know. I liked that everyone's hair kept getting taller and taller.

yep. Freckles? Fine. Cute. Age spots, acne scars, and general irish rudiness? I sit around pain-stakingly spot treating that shit just so that I don't accidentally cover up my freckles too. But if a big laser came along and oops, accidentally erased the freckles along with that other stuff, I suppose I'd be fine with…