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See, if I had photoshop and Instagram, I would do the exact opposite. I would use photoshop to make myself look all sickly and haggered and swollen and then when the photoshop investigators started pointing things out they'd point out that my double chin wasn't actually that pronounced and my skin wasn't that blotchy

Oh please sing the praises! Right now I have a vitamin c serum from trader joes that I like a lot, but it obviously isn't going to do anything for these deep-set age spots and jowel and eyelid sagging.

It doesn't even sound that good. Stevia? Gross. I can even get fancy handmade chocolate bark from a chocolate boutique for less than that and they know to put some goddamn sugar in it.

You are giving me so much hope! Can't wait for the link!

I go to a beauty supply store and use something called Satin. I get a lot of colorings out of one tube since I'm just doing my roots and covering my gray. And I only use 30 developer, but it seems to be permanent enough. I mix colors too (dark ash blond and light ash brown). Sounds like you were already doing that

Oh, man, I am awaiting your update with baited breath! I'm 40, (and have pretty much neglected or outright damaged my skin) so I'm sure my issues are way more extreme than yours, but it also sounds like you need to be extremely particular about your results, so that factor might close the gap between our skincare

Please say more about illumimask , and have you tried nu face or anything else? what were your problems before you started using the mask?

Yes. As I recall, there was some "it's bullshit" type articles about creme de la mer a few years ago, and they explained exactly what was in it that you could recreate for cheap at the drugstore and I loved it. Went out and got Nivea cream and seaweed extract after that and have been using that shit ever since. I

Mew too. Always. And I guess I don't care when it's a celebrity story. Eg, I didn't have anything earth shattering or clever to say anyway.

OMG. Hair removal in general. All of it. People's stories about it. I have been struggling with this for over 30 years. Just dip me in a vat of laser up to my nose and zap all of it below that point off forever. Do we have that technology yet?

exactly! I need real shit! Not just overpriced, ineffective wrinkle creams. But that's ALL we get. That and a dismissive side comment about, "maybe try some Botox?" Or the condescending, "just age gracefully!" command. There is nothing in the way of makeup hints out there for us now that we don't want to try the cool

this is perfect. I need how-tos on EVERYTHING for being 40 on a budget. How do I cover sun damage? Is it possible to tighen my jowels without surgery or lasers? If not, is that shit worth it? Since I can't do club makeup anymore, how do I just do nice makeup that makes me look like I actually still have eyelids and

It's trie, not peeing before sex and going right afterward helps, but take it from a professional UTI-getter, if you are prone to these things, the only thing that really helps is taking antibiotics prophylactically.

I felt the same way! I'm such a wuss about pain. I have zero tolerance. I was afraid of the EPI needle. But it does not hurt at all. They numb the area first, so you don't even feel it going in (and it doesn't technically go into your spine). I've had 2 babies with an epidural and getting the 3,000 shot was hands down

I don't know why I respond to these as my responses don't even show up in pending, but...

Yep. I had caterpillars for eyebrows and then in the mid-nineties I plucked the shit out of those hairy eyesores. I felt so freed! I wasn't really trying for the Bette Davis look, but I plucked them clean off, practically. I was resentful of them. Now I have all these bald spots and I sometimes try to cover up the

Me too, and these men could stand to listen to her interviews even as they love her music.

I know but this video cuts off right before the best part- his wink!! That just finishes the whole thing off!

Mary Murphy is leaving? No!