What the hell do people see in the Vikings this year? They were routinely picked by SI and though I know Drew is homering it up there, I don’t get it? 

Philadelphia 13-3
NY Giants 8-8
Dallas 7-9
Washington 3-13

We didn’t know it at the time, but one day we would yearn for the simple days when the Nazi Shark was the only relevant shark.

Wait, does he look exactly like he sounds? Dear comment reader, you know he does.

It is almost comically on the nose that the Raiders would get in a dick measuring contest w/ their best player, only to Bobbitt themselves, because they could. 

I’m all for the Raiders looking like a drunken clown show, but allowing Steelers fans to seem “right”? There’s got to be a line.

Yeah, I think we all forget that this is a “I have a couple hours after work to make some extra change” idea and shouldn’t have been anything more.

Honestly, if both companies cannot figure out how to pay their employees minimum wage and survive, then I guess it turns out that they were just shitty businesses running an illegal taxi service on VC money. They were doomed to failure anyway and ending their misclassification of their workers just hastened their…

Securities fraud, manufactured conspiracy theories, inane social media spamming, general incompetence - this kid wasn’t born, he was made in some kind of GOP lab.

AB is getting paid $17M this year to be a major head-case diva. That $54K he is being fined is 0.3% of his salary. Yes, you can gripe about the agent cut, taxes, etc., but he is still making more this year than what most of us will make in a lifetime. If I wasn’t where I was supposed to be, or do what I was supposed…

It’s almost as if they are owned by a guy who inherited the team from his dad, a general manager with no front office experience who was a pretty mediocre TV analyst as little as two years ago, and a formerly decent coach who has also sat in TV booth for much of the last decade. Who would have thought that bunch…

Judging by the quality of this chart...not very much at all.

I have to say the Raiders exhibit an almost total lack of understanding of how to get the best from talented people.

A dark curiosity in me wonders how much actual time the White House staff spends covering for things the Republican President has just made up on the spot because someone asked him a question he literally knew nothing about.

Excellent summary, Matt

as entertaining as watching an feather-haired old man get a handjob. 

Where as its a novel concept and probably worth exploring the issue I can see coming up pretty much immediately is Running Backs would be devalued in the draft even more than they are.
Are you ever going to take a RB in round 1 if the longest contract you can sign them to is (for example) 2+ a vesting option for 1?

Dying laughing! Fucking genius. I would be your girlfriend, in a heartbeat.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.