So, Indy will cut him and New England will pick him up a day later. He’ll go on to have the best season of his career topped off with kicking a Super Bowl game-winner, and we’ll all die just a little more inside.

To put in perspective how old Adam Vinatieri is....when his original team drafted him, they didn’t have any fans until his sixth season.

Do you think its possible that Irsay doesn’t know who he’s paying to be the coach of his team? I ask because Reich is the only one not referred to by name...

“Might he be...46 years old? Some of those things are more fixable than others.”

“you’ll here from me tomorrow.”

Don’t hate on butt hole prolapses, you bible humping prolapsist.

You’re an NFL ref? Shouldn’t you be working today?

if there is a conspiracy, its way more likely to be pro-Rams than anti-Saints.  NFL wants LA teams successful and winning teams draw more fans

Knock wood if you’re with me.

I’M SORRY JOE

“IT, for constantly unlocking my computer”

Yet another way Star Wars ruined me: I always thought bounty hunters were supposed to be cool.

I can’t wait for Tua’s press conference — the one where he announces he’s not entering the draft and returning to Alabama for his senior season.

Miami is one of the best cities on earth, the way Adrian Peterson has a “#1 Dad” mug.  

Oh god...2019: Sarah Palin running for re-election and Saturn is the #1 selling car brand in the US after consolidating all other GM brands and Ford folded in 2017.

The alt-universe where like John McCain won in 2008 or something.

This guy gets paid millions of dollars to generate hundreds of millions of dollars of revenue for his owners. In return he will live with medical issues and addictions that the NFL will do SFA to help him with.

i’m unsure of how i feel about how hard i laughed at this

I also call my circulatory system the “police station,” because it is statistically very likely to kill a young man of color.

I broke my elbow last year and stopped taking my pain meds pretty shortly after surgery. Trying to grunt out a goddamn Thermos every couple of days was not great. I truly thought I was going bust a blood vessel in my head trying to back those monstrosities out.