i uh am very much taking suggestions.

and she’s also a reason Drew is still alive

Nope, Bill Cosby is very real.

His "scabs don't heal."

He hurts worse than when his heart literally gave up, five years ago; worse than when his mom deteriorated past the point of being able to recognize him; worse than when he watched so many family members pass away.

The look on that woman’s face, though, is “Oh, god, what have I gotten myself into?”.

But how can she be racist when I can see her black friend in the marketing?

Literally no one has ever said that about anyone. She may as well have called the line “Strawman.”

The line is with Alexo Athletica, which, according to its site, was founded as a response to mainstream athleisure brands which don’t adequately respect the Second Amendment.

Is Tampon Laxative doing this specifically because she was resoundingly mocked for tucking a gun directly into the crotch of her yoga pants and posting that shit on instagram? I will laugh my ass off the day she shoots herself, a la Plaxico Buress.

Literally no one has ever said those words to you. God, even in introducing a fucking clothing line, which I guarantee you did zero fucking work other than tell people I want to put a shotgun in my leggings and MORE STARS, you have to play the victim card.

“It’s not just a pair of leggings and a sports bra,” she said in a five-plus-minute launch video on the brand’s site.

Every time I see Benjamin Button in a Patriots uniform, I remember how quarterbacks in the 80s could be 6 years younger than he is now, yet look like they were 50.

This site just spent an entire week shitting on American Beauty, so in this bubble yeah.

Although its critical reception has, uh, drifted a bit over the last 20 years

Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard.

Gotta say, “proud to be a part if this film in ANY WAY!!!” is a hell of a take to have about American Beauty in 2019.

We checked. She doesn’t like him.

I think the tats are the least of this mural's problems.

Oh yeah Larry Bird of a huge marketable brand. All the kids nowadays are clamoring for the Larry Bird “grandpa sitting on the sideline” style.