Sorry Drew but “Mississippi Ethics Commission” was easily the funniest thing I read on deadspin today

I don’t drive stick because I didn’t know anyone with a stick when I was learning.

he’s the fastest somebody has gone from “who do you want to gift a championship to” to “who would you most want to take a championship away from”. I think the previous record holder was Peyton.

Pittsburgh and Philadelphia are like 6 hours by car apart, they aren’t close together at all. But Cleveland is like 90 miles away, if that. That is actually a good example of a proximity division rival. The Eagles have the Giants, NJ is right next to Philly.

why would you assume i’d complain if it weren’t.....

I have a better idea, how about I take my shoes off and wrap my legs around your seat. I have a nasty fungus on one of my big toes, it flakes. Let me see if I can get that to chip off into yours or your wife’s cleavage, you angry little online person.

Thanks for proving my theory that the type of person who would recline their airline seat and the type of person who would call a perfect stranger a fuckface for no reason are the same person.

Everyone knows that symbolic languages are superior. In 2050, we’ll type in nothing but.

Jesus, glad to know I’m not the only one. I spend a full day of an otherwise beautiful Mexican resort vacation eating nothing but prunes and oatmeal from the buffet just to get the pipes working again. Just the worst.

flights of fancy, i do believe.

+1 Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!

4. Nancy Kerrigan. Just seven weeks after getting kneecapped by Tonya Harding’s goons, Kerrigan went out and skated her off in Norway on one knee, only to get a silver medal for it. Silver! FUCK YOU, JUDGES. I didn’t see Oksana Baiul skating out there with half her LCL missing. NANCY WAS ROBBED. I want medals for her…

I just now realized that Blaine Gabbert and Blake Bortles are two different people.

The entire article could just be this gif and it would convey more than any number of words ever could.

I enjoy how the Jacksonville installment in this series is always just as much “Why Your City Sucks” as “Why Your Team Sucks”. I could name 100 cities I want to visit in North America, and Jacksonville wouldn’t be any of them.

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.

Your owner looks like Ron Jeremy:

I know what I’m showing up in tomorrow.

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

Exactly. The article presumes everyone works in an office building. Granted, those who can get away with wearing shorts at work are not likely their target audience. For instance, not many lifeguards or UPS delivery drivers sit in front of a computer all day, taking the occasional break to read lifehacker. No, mostly…