I worked this type of gig long ago, they literally hire anyone off the street. After all, they hired me. Oddly, I was fired for NOT getting physical with a woman. It was the great Melissa Ethridge Fiasco of ‘94. I’m still bitter.

“She’s going for my gun! which I don’t have. She’s going for my gun! which I don’t have.”

Thank you. Yes, that characteristic aroma of brainless anti-scientist contempt and adoration for bullies is familiar. That person was a Trumpite before there was a Trump candidacy.

an anonymous source who claimed that Knight had “used offensive profanity” during his speech and “groped five women,”

It’s our Florida.

He hid the blood covered suits in a dumpster somewhere, is the joke reference.

By stabbing it?

Invoking and consulting Ray Lewis?

I’ll fuck myself with a better class of sandwich, buster.

Yeah, me too. I prefer to watch in comfort, drink my own reasonably priced adult beverages, pee in my own clean bathroom, and not have to put up with other drunk assholes. Although, the last year or so, I find myself having the game on, but doing other stuff. Game is definitely losing its appeal.

Football at the game is like Tennis or NASCAR, having a seat makes a tremendous difference. One fan can ruin it. With fantasy footall and ass to mouth coverage of football on television, I will never buy football tickets again because it is not worth one cent to try to catch a moment compared to the other sports. My…

You know, if I had told the average Bears fan a year ago that Jay Cutler would finally be purged from this roster, they’d have probably been delighted.

Eh, who cares? I mean, when your commute is already 3 hours, what’s an extra hour for a month?

Got passed by a grandma on an upright while hammering up a hill. Ebikes are weird, and should be classified as mopeds

To be fair, at the end of the evening, both linemen were blitzed.

Subconsciously you knew what you were doing.

i was at a club down the street from that joint on friday, and when the comped green room booze ran out, i demanded the bottle menu in a rage, because, you know, stay hydrated - the cheapest bottle of vodka was 1K. my card, however, was not declined.

Also, nightclubs charge an obscene markup on bottles to monetize their banquette “bottle service” seating. You spring for a bottle to reserve seats behind a velvet rope for your group.

I’d rather have 9,000 $1 bottles of booze.

I assume these types of motors are outrageously expensive, but they’d be great for a city commuter bike.