So now we’re supposed to get dressed up and try hard? Fuck that.

“internet activist” == “anti-semitic doxxing troll” now?

Wait, why the Beach Boy hate? Are you not aware that your sister site, The A.V. Club, correctly proclaimed Pet Sounds to be a better album than Sgt. Pepper’s?

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Probably because his GM can also play all 5 positions on the floor.

The thing is, he isn’t cheap at all when it comes to the roster. Cavs had the highest payroll last year, and will definitely be in the tax this coming season. Tyrone Lue is making $7 Million a year. For whatever reason, he devalues the GM position and refuses to pay market value. He’s really Cavalier about it.

I worked in a Subway for 4-years in the 1990s. We would get requests like this ALL THE TIME. Mostly from shift workers who wanted to build it 4-6 hours later so it was not soggy. Whatever, we did it. Because it was our job, and its what the customer wanted. The only rules our boss had was that we had to cut the…

A friend’s parents gave me this tip when I was a kid, along with “if a server upsets you, dump your tip into a glass of water, then invert the glass while firmly holding a menu over it. Put the glass face down on the table and carefully slide the menu out so the water doesn’t make a mess.”

KLRD’s Amanda Guerra reports Wilson was looking for a place to park at Toyota Stadium Tuesday night and got into an argument with a group of tailgaters who were taking up several spaces. He allegedly struck a woman while backing into a space and showed a gun at some point, Guerra reported.

Putting your cash tip on the table and visibly docking it every time the server displeases you

Big Cousin is always watching.

At any point in his career prior to now did Hayward actively choose to stay in Utah? They drafted him, and then he was a restricted free agent who signed an offer sheet with another team that Utah matched.

I bet Hayward is just thrilled he doesn’t have to deal with any of this nonsense in Boston, where the only thing they burn is crosses.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Should’ve known better. There’s a reason you don’t sit in a junction idle as it means a car is likely to slam into the side of you.

That second paragraph is “easy”. Not everyone deserves to be healthy. Only people with money deserve that.

At the national level, there are no moderate Republicans. They all own this, no matter how hard they wring their hands over vulgarity and sexism.