Jokes on all of you. That’s the number for “Jimmy Butler’s Midnight Rendezvous” phone sex line. $30 for the first 15 minutes.

Get out of my brain you magnificent bastard

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

Almost like he wasn’t sure where the beef was. Maybe they should come up with some kind of slogan or something?

I thought everyone already has the Timberwolves number.

“My phone’s in my back pocket”

a girl who I wasn’t interested in asked for my number

What an idiot. Dude leaves the Bulls and then wants beef.

Celebrities, they’re just like us.

Can’t you just pay someone to do tha.....oh.

So tired of all these Clinton scandals...

It’s so unlike a Redskin to be swindled by a bunch of white guys

This is the rare pierced, circumcised triangle offense.  

Justice runs a 4.23

Perry’s guilty pleas were part of a deal with Ingham County prosecutors that resulted in his sexual assault and alcohol charges being dropped....

Knowing Harbaugh, Perry probably copped a pleat deal.

Jesus we used to be the smart SEC school.

Stealing your own stuff back at gunpoint goes horribly wrong?

In their defense, who could have imagined that a criminal would have a real gun?