“The Pats had the fewest turnovers per drive (.046) during the regular season, and they also had a league-best lead of 7.41 points per drive...”

Really? He always looks kind of half asleep to me.

It’s imperative!

So. Not merely a cunt, but a dumb, ancient meme-sharing cunt? What luck.

Urine corrigible.

Sounds like you’re a little jelly, right? I have the best blacks, okay? And the classiest. Which really, if you think about it, how could I have anything but? How could I? And they love me. All of them. Except that Don Lemon guy, who’s... well, I think you know, right? Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but it’s…

Hey, you probably know this, but in case you don’t, you can consolidate that debt on a new card with a lowered or even 0% interest as you get on top of your debt....

Grammar nitpick (I are a genius too): it should be “number of boys.” You wouldn’t ever talk about an “amount of boys” unless you’re Michael Jackson.

The Pacman Fever, you still have it...

Christ, Favre has really let himself go.

No, I don’t think my response looks like that at all, not to a thinking and charitable person. Which, tbh, you do not appear to be. Think that over.

+1 Boy Gorge.

Because it’s fair to riff on anything people chose to do, in my opinion. Also, she is married to a man who was elected by 80% of evangelical Christians, who emphatically do not support sex work. So it’s a particulalry delicious thing to harp on.

You mean, not a court case yet.

It should actually be “Bro v. Wade.”

Thanks for that, I think we’re about 98% in agreement. I guess I’d put it in the same category as outing—you are/were entitled to keep your sexuality private, but if you are passing anti-gay laws you become fair game.

Wait, did you not bury the lede? There’s actually a player named “Jack Sock”? And given the name, can’t a “sloppy backhand” be taken as a given?

Bad and wrong analysis. Again. Two quick points: the more liberals in the military, the better, and you not only have the option to disobey an illegal order, but the moral and legal duty to do so as well.

Not a blessed thing.

Who said anything about M being a slut? There’s evidence she was a closeted sex worker, I think it’s fair to riff on that.