I hope he gets fucking Theismann’d in the SB. I would watch that shit in slo-mo, over and over again. It would become my avatar.

Paul Ryan is a waste of my fucking oxygen.

Her, yes, but thank you.

Huh? A new stadium for what? The Raiders? The numbers only work if you loot the public treassury, and Oakland has wisely said no to this. And stadia do shit for the economy. Zilch.

Yes.

That is excellent hustle.

1. Jordan

Just nummers. If you understand sedition is commutative, u r in.

Was just about to hit “send” with my CV, til I realized I had too many browser tabs open and this was not, in fact, a job opening at PornHub.

Though I generally deplore cheating, the Cardinals were clearly trying to Cheat the Right Way.

Joke already made. Twice. Hoy-hoy.

But will it be enough?

Jim Tomsula has given you so, so many life hacks over the past two years, and this is the thanks he gets?

Um, what? For this purpose, Uber drivers need no union. All they have to do is not work. For as long as they want. They are/were free to join this or any other work stoppage.

No. Our troops have been in the Saudi since forever, long before the first Gulf war. America, unlike alcohol, is neither the cause of, nor the solution to, the world’s problems.

“Criticizing is bad. I therefore criticize the guy who criticized the guys who criticized the team.”

I hope they’re checking teeth as well.

German golfers may, however, be following you...

James said. “And it’s no disrespect to them. But it’s like, they literally suck out loud.”

You needn’t worry about specific stock prices if you put it in a fund. That said, when Trump starts a war with China, watch our frothy, bubbly market head south of 10K. I would hold off a bit.