That comparison is ridiculous. Unlike Zlatan, Jesus had the awareness to know he was finished at 33.

Makes sense though. Being a veteran, ESPN might not want toupee him.

According to Jon Jones, all Cormier had to do was drop the little bitch act.

And that’s why I had Orlando (-1) as my “Shoe-In” of the week!

WCW/NWO Revenge is one of best (if not THE best) wrestling games of all time.

Please, oh fucking please, let reality imitate fiction.

Worst dog still better than best cat.

The Texas Capitol aka The Bad Idea Factory

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

Noticed the same thing.

Not quite.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

FULL UNEDITED LIST OF MEN OVER 18 WHO CAN GET AWAY WITH BRACELETS:

Imagine having to take orders from someone wearing that many bracelets.

We present highlights with Spanish-language announcers where possible because they’re better than English-language announcers and because it would make my abuela happy.

Sam Woolley is a god damn hero.

titties

Ballers has titties, Any Given Wednesday only has boobs

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.