Word has it you just need to comment how small his hands are.

I take issue with this post.

Is a douche canoe a regular canoe filled with douche or a canoe in the shape of a douche?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

No Country For Old Men.

There is only one Robin Hood movie that matters

Seems the “neutral doctors” we are referred to by the league overlooked the injuries and issues I currently deal with.

Superman in the 30s killed or let a few people die, so it ain’t new.

“We understood their one-dimensional offense. We successfully gameplanned for it. If you want to celebrate them despite their terrible offensive performance, than do so, but we declare that we figured out their offense and effectively stopped it.”

Which they did, but then the defense scored three touchdowns and the…

I totally underestimated Dana White. I thought his jeans would be bedazzled.

I just helped you sell 50,000 more copies. You’re welcome.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.