“I cannot be kicked out of anywhere in DC.”

Wow! What an asshole!

Don’t use my last name. But please do broadcast my smug, punchable face on national television!

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

And I bet he blames her

I...

He toes the party line. He’s toed it for a damn long time. He talks a good game and then falls in line. Collins is the maverick, he’s just a sack of shit.

I liked how Pod Save America put it: Mooch is what Trump THINKS he looks like when he looks in the mirror. It’s why he likes him.

Yeah, I can’t explain it either.

If it makes you feel better a friend of mine has worked on the set for a couple of MI movies and said that Cruise is incredibly kind, incredibly professional, and dumber than a sack of hammers.

It’s not an asshole move to understand that medically, nothing more can be done and you are only prolonging their suffering bc you can’t let them go. I don’t say this lightly either. The hardest decision I ever had to make in my life was to take my mother off her ventilator after a very short put brutal battle with…

This. The right-wing Americans were fucking hypocrites about this. Charlie would have died LONG AGO had he been born in America. And no one would have cared. Anyone can check GoFundMe right now - it’s filled with American children seeking money for hospital costs.

The couple said they had wanted to give Charlie a real chance of getting better and that a “whole lot of time has been wasted.”

Where. Is. FELIX?

“Enjoy this trailer..... FOR A SHOW AIRING AROUND THE SAME TIME YOU HIT RETIREMENT. PSYKE!”

Having lived mostly in Central Jersey, this is great news for Wawas in Eastern PA (where the smokes are cheaper anyway).

As a born and raised Jersey girl, I can say with confidence that everyone is going to smoke their first cigarette before they’re 13 anyway.

People complain if they don’t see George and Charlotte and apparently now are complaining if they do see them.

Well, it’s always a learning experience to find out what, among the bizarre rants of Trump, he actually means and what is just random neural firings. Yesterday, it seemed like Sessions would surely be gone, but, of course, this is Trumpland, so what would normally happen after a public declaration of lack of faith…

He totally does say “let go” and Macron points at something off in the distance and is internally screaming, “NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER.”

Also, Melania’s entire outfit is gorgeous and now I feel like I’ve committed treason.