Okay so for some inexplicable reason, I elected to watch the snapchat about Kim’s marble countertop, and my main concern was the plastic flower thing on her head. Then I realized it’s a sticker or a filter or whatever the fuck and now I just feel like an old ass moron.

The New York Times played this one beautifully. They tossed out the bait with the meeting (which everyone on Trump’s team had learned about it getting out from Manafort having disclosed it while being investigated). DTJr. bit HARD and swallowed the whole hook; “It was about adoption” Then it comes out that the…

My guess is it’s because MSNBC knows how to defend themselves (see the statement issued by the network the last time Trump went after Mika - and, for that matter, the way Morning Joe flipped the story on him by accusing him of attempting to blackmail them, and how the rest of the network spent the day calling his…

Chris Hayes is amazing, because he so very, very much wants this to cause the walls to tumble, and he’s not even trying to be nonpartisan about it. I actually keep wondering why Dumpster hasn’t gone after MSNBC more than he has, since Hayes, Maddow, and Lawrence are all up his ass every night. I can only think that,…

He got it at Jareds...

I’m exactly 0% shocked.

The lovely thing about this development is that it implicates everyone in the Iron Triangle of Trump confidants: Manafort, for the campaign, Kushner, for the current White House, and Don Jr. for the family. There’s no escaping the complicity anymore.

Trump said that he wanted to have 5 kids because his dad had 5 kids and only one of them turned out to be great (his ego is the only thing “great” about him, but whatever). It’s obvious that Ivanka is the Golden One, so yes, I have no doubt Jr is going to be sacrificed, without hesitation or remorse.

I <3 Ashley Feinberg.

He was investigating the wrong email server...

Damn, too bad we could never run another Clinton, because girl is qualified as fuck. Even though Hillary or Bill would never ask her, I’d feel 100% okay with her sitting at that table (if she needed to for whatever reason) because at least she would know what the fuck is going on and be able to contribute in a…

Fugly and Fuglier.

“...gave our country away.” This fool projects so damn much that every tweet is tantamount to a confession.

And he’s supposed to be the brother without brain damage...

So I’m betting we’ll eventually be getting a pitiful statement about “sin” with a lot of Jesusing. Or he’ll just call her a lying slut.

“THE MEXICANS” Jesus Butthole Christ

I live in Memphis and used to eat at this restaurant until a friend of mine posted about her experience working there - they leave open breastmilk in the fridge, use expired products, essentially just microwave gardein patties and treat their employees like GARBAGE. They have been running wild on social media for a…

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.