#TeamNoOne

I vote intern. There has to be some Jonah Ryan type(s) running amok in the White House ready to perform the most degrading acts short of fellatio for short-fingers-in-chief.

Shouldn’t Jared be negotiating peace in the Middle East right now? I thought he was supposed to single-handedly solve thousands of years of violence and, you know, show the rest of the world how it’s done.

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Little Donnie Jr. is the one who loves to hang out and brag on message boards. This was all him. Barron’s at that age where his dad doing a WWE stunt is mortifying.

In the meantime, Mitch McConnell has just sent a revised health care bill to the CBO trying to push it through. This seems like a distraction so we’re not thinking about them taking away our healthcare today.

I saw a tweet this morning that said, “remember when Bill Clinton was deemed unpresidential for playing saxophone on TV?”

I’m pretty sure Angela Merkel is considered the ‘leader of the free world’ these days. That’s what people are saying anyway. Just what I heard.

And the Trumpanzees are all “lol can’t you take a joke” about it. God, their hypocrisy is astounding. This is how they win though. Screech like stuck pigs when anything at all happens to them. But then gaslight the fuck out of everyone when they do something that is just as bad, but most times WORSE.

I’m a Brazilian. Few countries in the Western hemisphere are in a more politically troubled situation as us right now (Venezuela being the only one to come from the top of my mind)...

I just read this on the NYT site, and jumped over here. Are you effing kidding me? This is the president of the United States? Just when I think nothing could shock anymore, the vulgarity, the crassness, and violence reach new and more degraded lows. I’m so embarrassed for all of us.

I don’t know if individually they’re the weirdest but Jamie Oliver’s kids win as a group:

For me, it’s always been Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa.

I really hope Annie makes it. Sweet dreams are made of this!

“President Obama established the Council in 2009"

No, it’s just that President* Trump realized that the transition from girl to woman involves blood.

They flat out have been unable or unwilling to hire enough people to run the place. They’re trapped in a paranoia cycle where their own reluctance to hire anyone not personally loyal has limited their options until long after the time when people were willing to take the job and give things a chance. Coupled with…

The only part of this story I found mildly surprising is that Hope Hicks is still around.