I will watch all the Thor movies just in case he takes his shirt off. I am not proud, but I am not ashamed.

A hobbit and a Who walk into a bar ...

Thank you! Literally never ever recognize her in photos. She should have to wear a nametag.

Totally hysterical. She was on fire.

Sexual assault, too. C-sections. Domestic violence. They’re monsters.

‘This is unbelievable’ lady is my spirit animal

I am literally shaking with fear and rage. My bipolar disorder will cause any premium I pay to increase by 208%. I ALREADY can’t afford the premiums.

I am amazed that, as rigorous a teetotaler as 45 is, that he keeps a sloppy drunk like Bannon around.

I like the “build a wall and eventually have Mexico [cut off here]”. The inclusion of eventually just cracks me up. Like, dude, what kind of revisionist history is this shit?? That ain’t what Trump pledged at all. Keeper of campaign promises, please, such nonsense.

Oh dear god Rachel’s accompaniment has my dying

I wouldn’t mind if they instead found another celebrity to do Mick Mulvaney and his ridiculous conference call that went off the rails. We need to expand the ridicule beyond the usual suspects to show how dysfunctional the entire executive branch has become.

The thing about the Rabbi Shmuley selfie is what is written ON the whiteboard: Muslim Ban (checked as completed) - this accidental evidence will kill the White House’s contention (in the appellate courts) that the travel restrictions were anything other than religious discrimination (and leave no room to argue that…

Why do Americans insist on suffering to fit in? I guess we want what we don’t have and when we live in such a safe bubble we must feel guilty and create our own misery since so many people actually have real problems and suffering in their lives.

I always stifle a laugh when people say that congress will be a check on him. Permit me to not invest any hope in Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell.

The entire scheme is so ridiculous, it seems like something Tommy from Parks and Rec would have tried to pull off.

Watched until 1:38 and I want to light all of them on fire.

Genuinely can’t tell if the generic happy background music is deliberate or not.

Clearly United’s PR guy quickly found new work.

Word on Twitter (from journalists) is McMaster is cleaning house.