Demi Lovato upset some fans by promoting a weight-loss “detox” tea on Instagram.

Back in my day, rich kids went to Space Camp, not Refugee Camp.

This. “This was not my project at all and I had no idea what was happening during the planning.”

Right? “A whole bunch of people with a ton of disposable cash didn’t get the luxury they were expecting. We expect them all to survive and make a full recovery.”

Did anyone else cringe while reading that apology? (Not for the intention, but for the actual words/writing ability.) Maybe it’s just that I’ve been doing line-edits for an academic journal recently but girl please make friends with a copy-editor. (Also I am impressed that her phone was only at 2% battery, I can’t…

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

Apparently you’re not alone. One of the articles I came across said Twiiter is filled with examples of schadenfreude.

I must admit, i’ve been reading these updates with spiteful relish.

That was exactly my thought. This wasn’t so much Merkel trying to play nice with Donald via his daughter, as much as it was another opportunity for her to showcase just what idiots the Trumps are and to remind them whose really a world leader. Same reason she invited Obama to upcoming event. Merkel knows what’s what,…

What’s with her heavy breathing while talking? Her dad does this too. Does the whole family have respiratory issues?

Her stupid whispery baby voice.

The poor maids probably made the lemonade they were coerced to buy back.

Just a little Christine Lagarde fashion appreciation post:

Ivanka was so embarrassed, she spent the remainder of her time in Germany using her alias: Adrienne Vittadini.

The fuck if I know, but I think the US press corps needs to be replaced with German and BBC reporters. Those bastards are merciless.

What do we think Christine Lagarde is thinking there? My guess is something along the lines of, “I am the head of the IMF. I was the head of an international law firm. I’m even a known fashion icon. Who is this little person sitting next to me? Why is she speaking? What has happened? Is this my life?”

Thank you German women. Very kind of you to engage with this wiley bitch and make sure she knows we all know exactly who she is. Regardless of nationality.

I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you representing, your father as president of the United States, the American people, or your business?”

and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”