The thought of someone raping Little Miss Sunshine is giving me the worst cross of murderous rage and horrific sadness. Take care sweet Abagail.

I knew how hurt my family and friends would be after finding out and I didn’t want to put them through that.

We used to visit this all-night Dunkin’ Donuts not far from our house when we wanted midnight coffee and donuts. The guy who worked the late shift there was an immigrant from India. He used to hook us up with free donuts. He worked three jobs because in his words, if you want to make it in this country, you have to…

And Miller. Don’t forget Miller in the trifecta of ugh.

Her father lost the run off election to Chirac in 2002 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The backwardness of the “drugs pouring over the border” angle is astounding. First, most all of the weed smoked in the US these days is grown here. No one wants to smoke the Mexican product. Second, the the drugs that are ruining the rust belt are prescription opioids, made by the companies that funded his goddamned…

Was the wall (which will be built) argument always a drug thing? Or is that new? I thought it was about illegal aliens taking jobs?

If it’s any consolation someone told our boss pretty much right away and he made sure he found a reason to can them all within the year. I have no proof he did it because of this but I know he was pissed and they were all fired for petty shit that he normally would have let slide before this.

Jesus. I hate people so much.

Studied linguistics for awhile (not long enough), but here it is: Dementia + speed = Trumpese. He has parts of the syntax correct and some command of the language, but it’s fading badly. He keeps re-using the same exact bland adjectives. And then forgetting nouns and full thoughts. the ability to form logical thoughts…

Nobody has a sense of humor anymore? How was this comment even remotely funny? One of the most powerful men in the country is a racist who doesn’t seem to understand how 101 level government works and serves under a president who knows even less. Fucking hilarious.

And they’re the same ones who bitch about how shitty their kid’s military pay is, or how long they have to wait for VA care. So they vote for whoever says the phrase “increased military spending”, and don’t understand that this spending is going directly into the pockets of military contractors instead of the troops…

Actual quote from the transcript: “You know, back when they did NATO there was no such thing as terrorism.” 

Recently Trump was in Wisconsin with Paul Ryan, whom he repeatedly referred to as “Ron”.

This is the speech pattern that grandpa has right before you have the uncomfortable conversation where you tell him he can’t live by himself anymore.

The fuck did I just read

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)