Shade??

(done in Kerrigan’s tearful voice)

I don’t say this often, but

I didn’t know about it.

Yes indeed. Bella before and after:

so many artichokes.

The most frequent ones in my feed right now seem to be Beachbody/Shakeology, Lipsense, Usborne Books, and KEEP Collective. All sold by sorority sisters of mine, and we went to a Top 30 undergrad school. I keep wanting to yell at them, CMON! YOU’RE SMARTER THAN THIS!

I hateeee (with exactly that many Es) Rodan + Fields. I have a “friend” pushing it on Instagram. Every day is another clearly doctored before/after shot or some “inspirational” drivel to get me to join her team.

Living in the UK now, I’ve yet to encounter one of these pyramid scheme ideas here. But a girl I know from (American) high school recently messaged me to say she just loved my recent selfie so much and my style was amaaaazing. We’d never spoken basically- she was a lot cooler than me- so I was genuinely touched and…

I kinda hope they do well. I have a nostalgic soft spot for Avon.

I was so upset upon reading this that I called Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle.. I was transferred several times and was told that bc of the burden of proof, they were unable to bring any charges. I know that calling makes really no difference but I feel better having called bc at least now they…

My family consisting of me, my partner, and our four cats, cares DEEPLY about the Russia issue.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Fuck every single one of them. They all spent 8 years being complete and total shits about President Obama. They can suck it up and deal with the many legitimate and real concerns we have over this damgerous idiot chump.

He needs the adulation.