I wonder if that will be “aesthetically pleasing” enough?

To that end, the RFP stipulates that the American side be “aesthetically pleasing in color,”

It gives me extra chills that the person you’re citing was a teacher. If you don’t understand the basic premise of cause-and-effect, you aren’t qualified to teach children.

Fun Fact: Most illegal immigrants arrive in the US in airplanes.

Eric and Don Jr. on the way to place their bid

This is for those among us that think the rural Trump supporters will wake up and smell the coffee once they notice the factories aren’t coming back and now they cannot afford the cheap healthcare ACA granted them; here’s a woman crediting Donald Trump, president for all of two months who has yet to sign a single…

They won’t be voted out. Have you been paying attention? This fucking guy got voted into office because people wanted this. Millions and millions of voters wanted this. I wish you were right; sadly, I think not.

Sooooo... No to Meals on Wheels, no to Arts, no to healthcare, no to school lunches, but yes to a wall that doesn’t work for a problem that doesn’t exit and mostly runs through virtual deserts, wild nature and no man’s land being pretty.

Senate Democrats have threatened a government shutdown if this idiot plan proceeds.

What an absolute useless waste of our money.

Trump just made this guy Secretary of Tourism.

My experience with American cheese (as a Briton) is that it’s excellent at the very high end (ie stuff that’s three figures a kilo), then there’s a massive empty gap, then you get orange plastic, with only a smattering in between.

We’re going to need you to wear a scarlet maple leaf to properly identify yourself as a 2nd American to authorities and random waitstaff. Thanks.

I just wrote the same thing. This is the most poorly thought-out bigotry in the history of poorly thought-out bigotry, which is to say ALL bigotry.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

Preet Bharara is my nomination to lead the future independent outside commission investigating the Trump/Russia connection.

The top of my eight year old’s calendar (if she crossed it out, maybe she wouldn’t get in trouble?):

His report will be turned over to his replacement which is a paper shredder.

Tom must pay the Price for insider trading.