Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Reynolds holds the all-time FCS record for rushing touchdowns, and has (I think, without looking it up) now tied both the all-time combined (rushing and receiving) mark and Navy’s passing TD mark with two games left to play. Most surprising thing about that list is that the previous Navy mark for passing TDs was NOT…

Then where the fuck did Matt Millen get his draft advice?

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.

I’m at a floss for words.

This is beyond horrifying.

More like “Bye Bye Week,” amirite? Anyone? Hello? Is this thing on?

His steps only count for 1/3 of a normal sized person's steps

The article has almost 200 recommends. Your comment has your single sad self-upvote. Look in the mirror and work on improving yourself.

Ha, like you were even half as accomplished at 17. Chronic masturbating doesn’t count.

Good for Marshall, but it kind of rings a little hollow coming from him. This is the same guy who almost got into a fight with ROBBIE GOULD in the Bears’ locker room last year. That he’s been diagnosed is great and that he continues to get treatments is great; But he’s not “on the other side.” He’s just closer than he…

Knowing JPP’s talent, I’m sure getting those sacks will be a hell of a lot easier than counting them.

I KNOW, RIGHT? I have a theory that Libertarianism is like religion, you just have to accept that, no matter how silly it sounds to you, there are actual smart people who believe it.

That’s what’s so weird, I know PLENTY of smart people that fall for this ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO LIBERTARIAN POLITICS. On EVERYTHING else, they’re rational.

Also, libertarians can DEFINITELY be funny and such, but they just can’t figure out satire.

As a libertarian, are his videos “satrical”, or just mean and insulting? Because I have yet to see a libertarian actually do satire correctly.