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Other things Joe Flacco considers too loud and hectic:

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

When asked why he still continues to dine at the Tadich Grill after these revelations, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder replied, “My polling shows that African Americans regard being treated as ‘separate but equal’ as a source of pride.”

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready

Dammit, I looked down that list and even CTRL+F’d “QB” and still fucked that up. Thanks.

Ah, I wish I could be that generous with him. See, he’s not stuck with the same old tricks at all, reference his ZERO rushing attempts last night. He’s failed to evolve adequately to the point where defenses need to respect his arm enough to even allow him to use his old tricks.

The Niners have always masked Kaepernick’s deficiencies well because prior to this season, they had an offensive line that couldn’t better be replaced by a sheet of glass that you always see two guys conveniently carrying on the sidewalk in a car chase scene of a shitty movie. That’s not an apology for his play so

As soon as their QB guru head coach, who molded Andrew Luck in college, salvaged Alex Smith, and keeps the Michigan QBs conscious, gets shoved out the door, their QB turns into Chuck Knoblauch? Ya don’t say!

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

I don’t why this makes me so happy, but it does.

The announcers for the Giants game said that they talked to Chryst and he told them that he “wasn’t going to put Colin in those situations” referring to 3rd and more than 10, and having to make a long-ish throw down field for a 1st down. So he’s basically telling the world that a 2nd down sack ends the drive. Also,

Whenever I’ve left a job by mutual agreement, the boss said, “You’re fired,” and I said, “If that’s the way you feel, I don’t want to work here anymore.”

Why don’t we compromise? I suggest “King Muscle Hamster the Inconsistent.”

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

Man, embrace Muscle Hamster. That’s the coolest nickname in the NFL. Dougernaut is what Rob Schneider would call him at the water cooler.

While I do agree with everything you said, Ironhead was never a Steeler.

You made an outstanding point if you were trying to sway an audience of people afflicted with some sort of cognitive deficiency that made it impossible for them to utilize critical thinking and logic.

The ugliest part of this is that Craig “Ironhead” Heyward was a very popular player in the 90’s, and the league was happy with the positive press he generated. Now his son is playing for his former team, and wants to pay tribute to his late father. Eye black isn’t part of the uniform, isn’t readily seen from the

The most interesting thing to me: Theo Epstein is eight wins away from being the guy who broke the two most storied championship droughts in baseball history.