I’m going to reserve my judgment on your suggestion until a sportswriter has written an angry column criticizing Bryce Harper for having an opinion on it.

LaRoche is a jeezuz freak, and Montana is a girl. Draw your own conclusions as to “why?” she isn’t getting the same quality education.

So Leitch brought up an interesting point in his room temperature take:

His agent couldn't swing the extra $351?

69!! It’s HILARIOUS!!

I think it’s awesome that you are voting against your own interests and don’t even care!

I used to say, “Boo frickin’ hoo. They’re millionaires. I’m SO sorry they can’t make a few more million in their twenties!”

That was my initial thought, but I’m thinking maybe it’s more that he shouldn’t have let it happen. It looks like he egged it on.

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

Ah, thanks for the correction. It’s fixed now.

I get the feeling that some rich Chinese men just found a new way to launder money.

Seems like you’re the expert on it.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

Right, but who takes a half-hour shit at work? Everyone knows that you save that for home when you want to avoid your family.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

No he means exactly what he says. USM went from 12-2 (Larry Fedora) to 0-12 (Ellis Johnson). Monken was hired to pick up the wreckage, and did a good job.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.