I don’t why this makes me so happy, but it does.

Whenever I’ve left a job by mutual agreement, the boss said, “You’re fired,” and I said, “If that’s the way you feel, I don’t want to work here anymore.”

Why don’t we compromise? I suggest “King Muscle Hamster the Inconsistent.”

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

Man, embrace Muscle Hamster. That’s the coolest nickname in the NFL. Dougernaut is what Rob Schneider would call him at the water cooler.

While I do agree with everything you said, Ironhead was never a Steeler.

You made an outstanding point if you were trying to sway an audience of people afflicted with some sort of cognitive deficiency that made it impossible for them to utilize critical thinking and logic.

The ugliest part of this is that Craig “Ironhead” Heyward was a very popular player in the 90’s, and the league was happy with the positive press he generated. Now his son is playing for his former team, and wants to pay tribute to his late father. Eye black isn’t part of the uniform, isn’t readily seen from the…

The most interesting thing to me: Theo Epstein is eight wins away from being the guy who broke the two most storied championship droughts in baseball history.

So they stop doing all that during the season?

Not many would admit to buying lip service, including Warren Sapp.

Have you seen the original Robocop? Or Dirty Harry? Or Death Wish? Or for a more modern version, 24?

Hochuli has yet to comment on the issue, but Pro Football Talk spoke to “league sources” who say that Hochuli denies that he said anything to Newton about his age.

but hey - ‘Racial Democracy!”

It’s what i was coming here to say.
The first movie was met with a catharitic release that was deeply troubling and a sign of things to come. It’s only gotten worse since.
They thought it was sooooo awesome that people were getting tortured and not given “due process”, BOPEs borderline fascist approach and motto became…

I would love to see Matt Williams actually put Papelbon in the game and let him get a turn at bat, especially if Harper or one of the others gets plunked because of his actions. Would be great.

He did rush for more yards than anyone else on the Birds.

Well, he’s white...

I assume Kelly will be looking to claim him off waivers.

Fumble recovery truthers are the fucking worst.

The explanation’s easy, if unsatisfying