+1 history lesson

Miller tossed Zeus to the ground simply to avenge Cronos and the Titans being banished to Tartarus.

My wonder at this point is if we will get through a single NFL game this year without a stupid, contrived mini-controversy to keep everyone consistently talking about the fucking NFL. Trying to enjoy this league is such a chore.

GET IT? IT’S BECAUSE SHE CARES SO LITTLE ABOUT HIM, SHE COULDN’T BE BOTHERED TO REMEMBER HIS NAME IN THIS 1,000-WORD MASTERPIECE!

This woman hates commas.

“It also does something funny to the process, codifying judgements into legal framework, thereby creating a burden of evidence that requires something like statistical proof beyond the overwhelming circumstantial bits that show Brady is, very obviously, guilty as shit.”

Uh, no, it does nothing of the sort, and this is…

No, because the court would have told them to wait until the appeals process had been exhausted before they could file suit.

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I AM a lawyer, and one thing good lawyers are particularly good at is making their side sound persuasive as hell/undeniably correct even when that’s not the case. That said, Goodell has royally fucked up on procedure before (Ray Rice, Saints etc), so I wouldn’t be shocked if Brady comes out on top (lucky for him Eli…

But then he would have a red flag, so he wouldn’t be red flagged for not having any red flags anymore, so that red flag would be rendered moot, which would mean he would have no red flags, which would be a red flag, which would mean his lack of red flags wasn’t a red flag anymore, which would take away his red flag,…