Yeah, that was a record-scratch moment for me. Preeeeety sure that racist assholes aren’t just a flyover state problem.

TF is wrong with you. She looks beautiful.

Marriage isn’t “just a fucking word”. It’s a legal status with fairly extensive implications in healthcare, tax, child custody, inheritance, property ownership, civil and criminal legal cases, pensions etc. Marriage doesn’t protect spouses from cheating or leaving, sure, but that’s a massively different thing from…

He does an impression of Donald Trump Jr., too.

Yep.

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

call me crazy, but I prefer Marion Cotillard over Jolie....who I’ve always thought was over rated. Good for Brad, he can do better and smoke his bud in peace without that craziness.

[With the caveat that I don’t think BP is any great catch either], what’s so great about Angelina Jolie? Born to rich, beautiful people, “suffered” through angsty teen years as a *yawn* model, then went on to a “successful” movie career by wining a couple awards for essentially playing herself in two movies, then…

That is... not what I was saying? But thanks for the scolding anyway.

Really particularly feeling the injustice of David Bowie being dead while Jared Leto is still alive right now.

All the weird shit regarding this story now makes sense.

You’re acting like people don’t have legitimate critiques of Stein. Anyone who thinks they are compromising their political ideology if they vote for Hillary Clinton but is fine with voting for Stein, despite her repeated panderings to the pseudo-science folks (most notably anti-vaxxers) is kidding themselves.

Tom Hanks and Ron Howard were the first to come to mind. Ron Howard seems more the right age and A list during the years this went down. Hanks was still rising to fame.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

We define rape victims by one dimension - victim. Rapists always seem to be treated as if they have more aspects to them.