Makes me feel better about not having a snorlax

Not bad, would watch.

This is now a Seinfeld episode.

INT Yankee Stadium

Kramer forces way into women’s restroom

Official statement by Ryan Lochte:

Number one...The larch. The. Larch.

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failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

Except this is 100% new information. When the judge asked them to surrender their passport it was explicitly on the basis of conflicting accounts and not looking upset enough on CCTV after the fact. If the judge had said “don’t leave the country because we have a complaint against your behavior” from a business owner…

To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

As bufuddling as this is I have to remember that Lochte, while not the brightest bulb while sober, was drunk with his pals that night. Not an optimal condition for remembering details, especially for our dog paddling human Labradoodle. Watching the video the guys aren’t laughing, but Lochte slaps one guy with his…

I’m only defending him and the other US swimmers because it seems ridiculous that Brazil should try to retain them in their country when they seemingly did nothing wrong and if anything, appear to be victims of a crime.

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart

1. Frontline is quality tv.

Really chomping at the bit here to learn more than we already know about an orange buffoon and a beleaguered woman who really, really wants this.

Looks like he was hurt. Right off the start his running motion was all wrong like his knees wouldn't extend or something.

He totally had something wrong with his right leg. Looks like he cramped up in the starting blocks, or something.

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

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Paul Bettany fucking sucks at diving, but he was good as the Robot Boy in Avengers 2: the Avengening.