Why does a newborn baby need a Twitter account? I'm 32 and I don't even have a Twitter account.

You completely missed the mark on that one. You don’t have to be naive and perfect to realize that not all men rape women. And this is totally the place to mention that. How dumb can you be, christ.

I didn’t read that as #notallmen, I though the comment was addressed at nycyclist his/herself, that being a survivor shouldn’t mean you won’t ever love and trust anyone again and that there are good people out there too.

I think you’ve somewhat misunderstood what people mean when they say that rape is “about” power and control.

Those sound wonderful. Pears are fruit, “part of a nutritious breakfast.”

You know, the planned parenthood shooting is making me want to throw up, but I’ve also felt like throwing up about Donald trump for months, and it’s been so much worse this week. So I kind of need a little diversion.

Sandwich, bah. I have already celebrated the most important day of the year: Pie For Breakfast Day.

“I’m a strong, tough, rugged, urban man who can stomach the gritty violence and strong themes of films like The Revenant, because I walk the mean streets of the naked city every day. I’m an apex predator and the metropolis is my pre...OH COME ON YOU GUYS, STOP BEING SO MEEEAAAAAN! It really hurts my feelings.”

An hour of Boston sports radio would send the rest of the country into hysterics. It really is insane how paranoid these people are. It’s 5 states of extreme victim complex.

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

Boston sports fans have a level of paranoia rivaling only right-wing Christians.

You’ve come up with a valid hypothesis based on the evidence presented, but I think you’re making a very dangerous assumption here:

Wait, wait...Patriots fans think ESPN has an anti-Patriots bias???

“Mold encrusted bag of 2 week old taco bell meat”

ok we’re at the point where i think you’re kidding but i’m not actually sure.

It’s a grey area. I didn’t hear him say no, just some mild hints that he didn’t want them to. And all for his image, so we know what he really wants.

BREAKING: COMBAT SPORTS ATTRACT AGGRESSIVE INDIVIDUALS

No joke here, but it would be incredible if this entire thing fell apart over a response in an AMA.