For extra-delicious sangria, skip the generic sode and add Cheerwine instead.

O they’re chatty all right, but none of them seem to be Cathys.

“No actually, what I said was, he was a tool in six different ways.”

Yep. I was just scrolling down to type “Male Lives Matter.”

the result of Jared Leto wanting to make a music video about how badass the Joker is

Her point was sarcasm.

“Senior Twilight Vampire” is not a good look for campaign managers in this 2016 election season.

Oh, and “at his residence” doesn’t mean some house Biden owns somewhere, it means At the Goddamn Naval Observatory!

Ah, yeah, I forgot they put absolutely everything in their mouths. Same with pets — I had to get rid of or hide all kinds of things so furry faces couldn’t try to ingest them.

Yeah, when I see couples do this, I always assume the “cutesy-lovey” post is the publicly visible part of making up after a fight. We’ve all known roller-coaster couples like that.

Is that dangerous for the raised rails, though? I mean those ones around the the mattress are dangerous, yeah, but the pool-noodle rail guard seems like a nifty addition. (I’m not a parent, obviously.)

Needs Gogol Bordello soundtrack.

Fantastic summary. It’s like the Southern Strategy, but for science.

Can’t remember where now, but I read that she was offered it and passed. I would have loved to see her rather than Trevor Noah, but hey, she’s doing what she wants apparently!

Meanwhile, Trump sounds like a hyena that got its head caught in a fence and is trying to escape by screaming at the fence.

It’s so nice when they try to help you out. I once (pre-9/11) tried to take a 2-foot wooden sabre on Air Canada in a carry-on, and they said I couldn’t do that but then the nice lady put me in a chair and gave me a cup of tea, went away and came back with a bunch of cardboard and packing tape, and built a box around…

“Don’t forget to lock the door!”

Kareem sent me back in time to star this.

Man I’m so glad he’s not a Scientologist anymore.

I wish :-) Love your comparison to your own household! Saw lots of moms of that kind on TV last night, and that is a good thing.