I’m really angry at the universe for making me want to like a Trump tweet right now.

I wonder what he’s been up to since “retirement.”

When I was in kindergarten, my parents let me stay up past my bedtime to watch the first astronauts walk on the moon. I had a detailed plastic toy Apollo spaceship, and had taken it to show and tell, where I had demonstrated how the series of parts would detach at different stages of the launch, which I had memorized…

It’s not a shrewd move though. The really shrewd people who want to pick up the pieces after November stayed away from the convention entirely. He jumped into the pigsty and then basically portrayed himself as too good for the pigsty. Washington already hates him, now he can add “RNC backstabber” to his resume. Nobody…

... what did Mr. Herb Alpert do to deserve that?

Make a swift exit and walk away at top speed in the opposite direction.

She looked like a 60s James Bond heroine.

WOW. The age of being discreet about your inner evil is truly over.

That doesn’t even look like green tea there, if ya know whattimean.

This is... astounding. I want to comment in kind, but I cannot, because I am too much in shock because I am in awe. I think it is called the shock of the awe.

Quicken Loans Arena, anyone?

Is this even controversial in Spain yet, or is the entire population in “nope, nope, TRADITION, don’t-want-to-hear-it, nope” mode?

I think it’s that they keep assuming they’re in the right.

I’ve never once had a manager like that. Wherever you’re working, don’t leave, you’ve got it really good.

Yeah no. It it may be fake, but it’s not obviously fake. I’ve been in work environments where this is an entirely believable scenario.

So, I spent a few minutes on the Amazon pages of the expensive ones and one theme keeps reoccurring: new owners are ecstatic, people who’ve had them for a year or more report back that the machines failed or had to be repaired (at owner cost) almost immediately after going out of warranty (typically a year). So,…

That’s John, Sam and Jessica taken care of! Now what I need to make my life complete is The Wyatt Cenac Show.

a document that suggests an early assumption (circa May 2015) that Hillary Clinton would be the Democratic nominee.

we can speculate that it’s very clear that she has probably had something done.

I dunno, they were willing to royally piss off Tom Cruise. Surely they got pushback from him of all people.