Her point was sarcasm.

“Senior Twilight Vampire” is not a good look for campaign managers in this 2016 election season.

Oh, and “at his residence” doesn’t mean some house Biden owns somewhere, it means At the Goddamn Naval Observatory!

Ah, yeah, I forgot they put absolutely everything in their mouths. Same with pets — I had to get rid of or hide all kinds of things so furry faces couldn’t try to ingest them.

Yeah, when I see couples do this, I always assume the “cutesy-lovey” post is the publicly visible part of making up after a fight. We’ve all known roller-coaster couples like that.

Is that dangerous for the raised rails, though? I mean those ones around the the mattress are dangerous, yeah, but the pool-noodle rail guard seems like a nifty addition. (I’m not a parent, obviously.)

Needs Gogol Bordello soundtrack.

Fantastic summary. It’s like the Southern Strategy, but for science.

Can’t remember where now, but I read that she was offered it and passed. I would have loved to see her rather than Trevor Noah, but hey, she’s doing what she wants apparently!

Meanwhile, Trump sounds like a hyena that got its head caught in a fence and is trying to escape by screaming at the fence.

It’s so nice when they try to help you out. I once (pre-9/11) tried to take a 2-foot wooden sabre on Air Canada in a carry-on, and they said I couldn’t do that but then the nice lady put me in a chair and gave me a cup of tea, went away and came back with a bunch of cardboard and packing tape, and built a box around…

“Don’t forget to lock the door!”

Kareem sent me back in time to star this.

Man I’m so glad he’s not a Scientologist anymore.

I wish :-) Love your comparison to your own household! Saw lots of moms of that kind on TV last night, and that is a good thing.

I’m really angry at the universe for making me want to like a Trump tweet right now.

I wonder what he’s been up to since “retirement.”

When I was in kindergarten, my parents let me stay up past my bedtime to watch the first astronauts walk on the moon. I had a detailed plastic toy Apollo spaceship, and had taken it to show and tell, where I had demonstrated how the series of parts would detach at different stages of the launch, which I had memorized…

It’s not a shrewd move though. The really shrewd people who want to pick up the pieces after November stayed away from the convention entirely. He jumped into the pigsty and then basically portrayed himself as too good for the pigsty. Washington already hates him, now he can add “RNC backstabber” to his resume. Nobody…

... what did Mr. Herb Alpert do to deserve that?