Make a swift exit and walk away at top speed in the opposite direction.

She looked like a 60s James Bond heroine.

WOW. The age of being discreet about your inner evil is truly over.

That doesn’t even look like green tea there, if ya know whattimean.

This is... astounding. I want to comment in kind, but I cannot, because I am too much in shock because I am in awe. I think it is called the shock of the awe.

Quicken Loans Arena, anyone?

Is this even controversial in Spain yet, or is the entire population in “nope, nope, TRADITION, don’t-want-to-hear-it, nope” mode?

I think it’s that they keep assuming they’re in the right.

I’ve never once had a manager like that. Wherever you’re working, don’t leave, you’ve got it really good.

Yeah no. It it may be fake, but it’s not obviously fake. I’ve been in work environments where this is an entirely believable scenario.

So, I spent a few minutes on the Amazon pages of the expensive ones and one theme keeps reoccurring: new owners are ecstatic, people who’ve had them for a year or more report back that the machines failed or had to be repaired (at owner cost) almost immediately after going out of warranty (typically a year). So,…

That’s John, Sam and Jessica taken care of! Now what I need to make my life complete is The Wyatt Cenac Show.

a document that suggests an early assumption (circa May 2015) that Hillary Clinton would be the Democratic nominee.

we can speculate that it’s very clear that she has probably had something done.

I dunno, they were willing to royally piss off Tom Cruise. Surely they got pushback from him of all people.

The Macy’s manager returned and told her the new price to go home would be $500. When she refused to do so, her credit card was removed from her wallet and charged for the full amount.

Right? the Suave Lion’s Mane is a good look for him.

DUDE. You fail at arguing. As far as I can tell we are on the same damn side. You completely misunderstood what I wrote. (And I also used the kind of services you describe as a student, so thank you for your service.)

The great thing about the internet is that assholes always out themselves. Good show, mate.

That last sentence of mine is my own experience as a current wheelchair user and former student who was told this by their campus ADA advisor. If you don’t like it, you can take it up with campus ADA advisors. But I can’t say I had any trouble as a result of following that advice.