I believe her religion had nothing to do with this. Every Brit I’ve ever corresponded with has had an unreasoning aversion to commas.

Just did my bit to get these stars up to over 1000 where they belong.

LL Bean is fun to make fun of, but in all honesty their clothes are extremely well-made, durable and comfortable. I have a winter coat that I ordered in the 90’s that I can’t bear to let go of because it’s still just the best one I’ve ever had.

After looking really closely at this photo I think that it may be by design. There are seven of them and three have the strap while four don’t. And they are arranged in an alternating row — odd-numbered bridesmaids don’t have the strap, even-numbered ones do. They are literally lined up that way: no-strap, strap,…

Of course not, but flying toasters were fun and modern screensavers extend the user’s ability to personalize and ‘decorate’ their computers.

I’m just going to close my eyes and wait for somebody to tell me what Fox News does with this clip. I doubt they will pass up the opportunity.

Now THAT’s how to wrap yourself in the flag, ladies and gentlemen.

SO much shit goes down in libraries. I caught a guy in the act of stealing my shoes from under my table when I was a grad student.

“I’m afraid of deep things” is just pretty great and wonderful. And hey, she owned it. She’s not allergic to deep things, she’s not intestinally sensitive to deep things, she hasn’t been warned by her doctor or chiropractor or astrologist not to drink from deep things. She’s just afraid of deep things. I can respect…

I think that’s why they call it that. To evoke that image, because prissy girls are cute and hahafunny!

...and I’m sure Canada would be fine with that. If he gets the nomination, I bet they’ll offer to pay for it themselves!

The neighbor recalled the man saying darkly, “Karma’s gonna get her.”

I say this from Florida: BRING IT, ALREADY.

Wow. Asheville is not the type of place they can just fade elsewhere into the city. These chads need to pack up and get the fuck out of town, they’re done.

Gestapo Soup will stay with me forever. In fact, that whole mini-scene may play in a loop in my head forever. Which is FINE.

Yeah, it’s sad. It was several years ago now, got a lot of coverage at the time:

Does Helen Mirren regret telling rape victims to shut up and not report it?

Couldn’t find that on Huffpo. Was it the same as the Buzzfeed one?

I could see someone suing to release names of all abortion patients, not the the hypocrites.