One of her dogs is named Beersy, which is short for De Beers.

and not even a good job; he let his teammates get killed

How awesome would it be if the entire season was just the Conner family getting slapped by GOP policies and slowly realizing that they’ve made a huge mistake?

Rural america is 20% of the population. I get that these idiots think they are “real america” and want to have a vastly outsized voice because of this self-importance, but they need to sit down and shut the fuck up. There’s nothing special about the fact that someone’s house is on a gravel road.

Ah yes, Roseanne Barr. A true conservative patriotic American who would never do anything to disrespect the national anthem like those horrible NFL players have done.

And catchers masks. For gods sake the position is called “catcher” not “get hit in the face with the ball-er”!

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

The thing is, there will always be dumb people in this world. That doesn’t mean they should be taken advantage of. Predatory lending like this needs to be cracked down on. It never will be, though, because the people in power love taking advantage of the lower quartile population’s lack of financial knowledge.

I don’t think it’s fair that he made the conscious decision to abort a tomahawk slam, and instead throw out a front and side kick, hurdler style, before sticking the landing.

“...or like a stick you use to stuff tampons up there!”

You should have joined a Star Wars Club instead of trying to breed yourself some movie buddies.

The same with everything. People who want to influence their kids to like the “right” things are assholes. Your brand of pop culture is no better than what’s circulating today.

Because there is enough money to go around to ensure everyone is paid a livable wage and not live in poverty. The people at the top are very good at hoarding their wealth. It’s almost like they are exploiting the lower classes or something. Food service workers should be paid more. Sometimes I wonder if there should…

I always report my illegal income to the IRS and never had an issue!

I wouldn’t want to walk barefoot in the snow or massage someone’s feet, but I would gladly subject my kids to both. Builds character.

This makes so much sense, but when I tell my wife that I’m more honest when I’m not looking at her, she gets offended FOR SOME REASON.

The issue, he said, is that the tech quite likely “classified her as something other than a stationary object.”

No. Money down!

Am I the only one who thinks this EXACT scenario should be test number fucking one? If the system can’t handle this....