Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

That idiot is the author...

If you pull the plug on Tracy, he’ll continue to run for at least 20 minutes on the starting fluid that has seeped into his body, likely much longer.

Nah. We can be pissed off at the NBA for silencing someone’s take. That’s not like the various administrations sticking Uncle Sam’s genitals into the world’s various holes, but something we can do if we like. Nobody’s saying that we want to enforce our worldview on China. But I’ll be damned if I can’t say I don’t like…

What starts out as “fun, cozy, and romantic” quickly turns into an absolute nightmare. With no toilet and no shower you are setting yourself up for failure.

Some advice....

Butterscotching was right there.

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

🎶 Pulling Muslims (from the Shell) 🎶

*weeks later
“He’s right, there are no public staircases!”

Big truck, tiny display. I feel like this may be a metaphor for something but I can’t make the connection...

Being rich and powerful allows people bridge a lot of divides with other rich and powerful people. 

The swarming of powerful people to defend the powerful from any sort of criticism is annoying, yeah. But what is really infuriating is taking Ellen’s willingness to maintain a personal relationship with a powerful person who did terrible things with his power, without regard to those terrible things, a personal…

Look, I don’t agree with his whole “killing millions of his own people” thing, but we bonded over our love of mustache creams, what can I say? Sorry I’m able to look past the little differences and get along with people, man!

Im glad 4,000+ US service members died so Ellen could teach us about friendship

I think Hyundai has some of the most tasteful all-around designs on the market right now, especially for a more affordable brand. Affordable doesn't have to look cheap.

Leave it to Jalopnik to cry out for buttons when their isnt any, and explode when theres too many... w/e

As a child I once leaned my butt against the moving handrail of a down escalator while on an upper dept store floor (the moving rubber rail felt good on my 9-year-old butt), unfortunately the handrail lifted me up and carried me down the escalator balanced on top of the rail, in sheer upside down terror (multi-storey…

Can confirm. People immersed in PE are easily the worst people I’ve ever been involved with, and I comment on the internet.