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Not only do other dudes come into the stall, but they come in AGGRESSIVELY.

The fact that he thinks it should be Doctor Uncle Bobby instead of Uncle Doctor Bobby immediately disqualifies him from having any opinions on what he should be called.

Dammit! That’s it, I’m out. I guess humanity will just continue to grow stronger and healthier. Unless they just completely blow it by consuming vast amounts of unhealthy food and drinks, polluting their environment with toxins like lead, mercury, arsenic etc, collapse their ecosystem through mismanagement, greed and

God, Piers Morgan must have had his self-awareness surgically removed. There’s only five words between, “I’m not a fan of Ms. Saccharine”, and ‘When did we lose the ability to be friends with people who hold different opinions?”

Maybe the real gift was the network of CIA blacksites we opened along the way.......

Awww man, you discovered my incredibly subtle plan to gradually rid the world of humans. I’ve spent decades tweaking escalators to make them .05% more dangerous and now my plan has been uncovered. I guess it’s back to selling people unwashed fruit......uh pretend you didn’t hear that.

That part seemed strange to me too. Regular racers get better gear than their competitors all the time simply by hooking up with a wealthy sponsor who just buys it for them or gives it to them for free. Do they think that’s better?

you can’t do long rides on them, but how many riders really do?

Our kids 7/9 get $4 per week but we’ve been thinking about going up to $5 or a little more.

My takeaway from this article is that I should put all my money in bitcoin.

He claimed the 2016 election was rigged during the campaign, then claimed it was rigged after he lost the popular vote. I can’t imagine him changing his tune now.

“The whistle blower is partisan!!”

Reminds me of the classic comedy bit where someone storms out on an argument and then comes back in, “I forgot, this is MY apartment. Get out!

Dr Says, “Chopping off your own hand is fine (if chopping off your whole arm is the alternative).

This goes great with some Ken Burns music in the background.

Bonus points if you can deliver it completely deadpan so they don’t know if it’s a joke. Just throw it out distractedly while you fumble for your card.

Like maybe they’d be the son of a famous admiral. A decorated fighter pilot who served in combat and become a heroic prisoner of war. That sort of thing.

I believe the deeper problem with Trump is that he’s completely abandoned the public pretense of pretending to believe in respectable things. It took decades of people bitching about “political correctness” before they stopped saying fag and nigger and “she shouldn’t have been wearing that”. We were approaching a time

Did she also suggest tying an onion to your belt? Maybe you should have your humors balanced since too much bile might make you slower.