I guess if you go from here:

this also gives me a chance to hit the reset button

I would probably respond to this article, Drew, but I need to check with George Soros on what liberal talking points and affirmations I need for this subject. As a paid protester and actor hired by Open Society Foundations, I want to properly represent my opinion that aligns with His (Soros) views.

I have my Right Hand and my Freedom Hand.

A reasonably accurate depiction of Trump’s alleged bravery in action.

I’m sorry, but I just can’t believe that a group of people that believes in biblical infallibility could be so easily misled.

I would like to be on Dancing With the Stars because I want to be a star.

Thats the look of a man who knows he is fucked. And look, someone took pictures! We have come full circle.

How about a screen in front with a continuous loop of people running through the woods in sombreros?

And the other old saying,

Yup. The majority of these people have been losers in the game of life, and for a brief moment, Trump allowed them to feel like winners and believe that a lifetime of mediocrity was all a big misunderstanding.

Thoughts and prayers

I bet that guy thought, “I’m so glad I fired that asshole.” every year around tax time.

Uh, the same Milgram experiments that wouldn’t pass any IRB today? No more damaging than that? Sure, sure. Good stuff.

“This was unusual, given that Ball people are discouraged from speaking with the press.”

Although I’m not sure of her race, isn’t that specifically Isha Aran’s beat over on Splinter? Literally her job is calling people racist.

I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

“You’re running into it wrong.”

Your slippery slope argument, that once magazine size or automatic firing are on the table, a bolt-action rifle is also on the table, is a theoretical one and unproductive, it’s not how politics normally unfold. A rancher in Wyoming, a deer hunter in Pennsylvania, a logger or fishing guide in a grizzly habitat can…

Last time I said we need to find a way to stop a nut with a gun—and that’s all I said—I get an email saying, “I’m saving my last bullet to put it right between your eyes.”