It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

Exactly. Are the headlights somehow too much light at dusk or even daylight? I remember my dad asking me to electrically disable his DRLs because he did not like driving during the day with his headlights on. When I asked why, he said “because I’ll have to change the bulbs more often” My suggestion was to stop driving…

I’m a Jeep fan but I have to say, I agree with the Fish Guy. It’s incredibly disrespectful to the environment and an ad like that really encourages bad behavior on the part of Jeep owners. Hunters and fishermen, who make up a large segment of the Jeep market, are (or should be) great stewards of the environment. Jeep…

Hmmm maybe they should go with a different comparison? As much downforce as a GP2 car? As much downforce as some Formula cars? I’m guessing most people don’t even know NASCAR makes significant downforce.

I’ll put a buck on Stockton with 5/1 odds.

Seriously. That list is a veritable who’s who of “who?”

+2 for ‘horse-based’; -1 for not using ‘equine’.

I spent most of my teen years as an Anheuser-Busch procurement manager. 

Depends. Were the people known (at the time) for their racism, treason or similarly negative qualities we shouldn’t name anything after them. Like the confederates in the US.
If they had viewpoints we look down upon now but which didn’t define them back then, let it go.

Yeah, numbers 1 through 6 weren’t even preamble, they’re not ancillary, they needn’t even be raised. #7 is the killer, right there. You don’t need to evaluate this idea any longer. #7 and it’s stillborn.

You got half the room going crazy over this Russia thing... They want to investigate everything, they want to do something really great for this country. Then you have the other side on even really obvious news like Russian Lawyers in trump tower - they were like death. Can we call that treason? Why not!

If I’m one of those tuba players, you go and play the “fat person walking” music as Trump walks away. That’s an opportunity you’ll never get again and one you’ll always regret not taking.

first football game, first kiss (doesn’t count because it was part of a play but still), first beer, first love (unrequited), first Metallica concert, first cigarette, first pube, etc.

I got it man, first thing I thought of was, “holy shit this same guy is back at it again!?”

Probably all speaking African with each other too.

The Latin portion of law jargon is tiny. Most law jargon is the result of nothing ever being written from scratch. Imagine if you only had one base email and you copy-pasted it for decades and just added in new sentences as they were needed. Congratulations, you just drafted a contract.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

You can’t judge these people Erik. Not everyone can afford the safety equipment and fees needed to shine lasers at aircraft at a track. Besides, I bet you once recorded a baseball game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, so get off your high horse.

I feel like if you have to tell a spy to not voluntarily wear something called a “tracking device” then they need to take some remedial Spy classes. I’ve never been a spy myself, but I’ve seen enough movies/tv/novels/YouTube videos/episodes of Cheaters to know that I should attempt to avoid “tracking devices” if I…

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