Counterpoint: My parents never asked me about my day. I promise you, that is far far worse.
I’ve heard tales that there’s a peninsula in Europe almost entirely filled with white people with names like Martinez (the rest I think are Brazilians or some shit). Makes you think
So tired of hearing these (no pun intended), I decided to upload a video of my car I recorded a while ago. More of my reason can be read on the video description, but I’d like to add that not many people (even owners) appreciate the new sound enough. The insulation of the sedan is so damn well that the car sounds so…
“There is no hierarchy whatsoever on this team I decided to name after me.”
I watch for people who peel a banana this way and then avoid them like the plague. Everyone I have ever seen peel a banana this way is a contrarian and a know it all. Please don’t stop though. It is a useful nonverbal cue for me.
Jason: Self-driving cars need to be pretty
Nick, did you forget your wife’s birthday again?
I don’t understand what’s going on here. You’re consuming calories (440 according to the article). That’s nearly 50% MORE than an egg mcmuffin at McDonalds. OF COURSE your hunger will die down if you consume lots of calories. I don’t see how that’s fasting though, anymore than if you stopped by mcondalds and ate a…
I get that FK is satire or something, but I am 100% sure this is Kristen’s actual opinion, because it’s basically my opinion:
In his defense, storing anything other than gas in a gas can is not a wise move. Unless it had huge labels on it.
“And of course there’s always the possibility that I’ll be declared brain-dead after a stroke and lie immobile on a hospital bed for a year or more before Melania finally works up the courage to pull the plug.”
Bully-pulpit
Iambic Pentameburn
The meter in this thing is just all over the place.
But if a city is gonna let itself get ripped off, the value is clear:
Don Jr acts like a weak man’s idea of a strong man.
She talks like a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. The whole family is like that. Her father is a poor man’s idea of a rich man. Melania’s “smoldering” facial expressions (such as they are) look like what she thinks a model should look like. The 2 sons... well, I don’t know what they’re going for, really, other…
Holy shit, I forgot about those. It’s like the design team said “What if sunglasses and overalls made a hideous baby?”