You guys remember all those heavily armed leftists walking around with their AR 15 penis-extenders and ‘don’t tread on me’ flags for the last 8 years?

I’ve done way more word processing then I care to admit. I have never found a word processor that does anything nearly as well as Word. If you need to have complete control over the formatting of your document to submit your thesis (hundreds of footnotes, hundreds of pages, tables of contents and citations that change…

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

Was that other flight a complete surprise? They scheduled both flights and crew schedules and should have known that they would need those seats. Their fault 100 percent! No mealy mouthed excuses, explanations, or pseudo one versus the many analyses change or excuse their failure to plan properly.

Shut the fuck up with this “dude probably should have read the fine print” stuff. This story is about you.

Thank you Judge Gorsuch for weighing in on this.

What’s especially despicable about United is the fact that this latest jaw-dropping incident doesn’t seem out of the ordinary for the airline. It was just a couple of weeks ago that United refused to allow three young girls to board their flight, because they were wearing leggings. United didn’t apologize for that…

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

I find that any community engagement unit is improved by using balaclavas. Our local library’s community book bus, for example, saw great results when they gave their staff face masks and tactical gear. In a pinch I’ve found the kids respond to librarians wearing Oakleys and black bandanas tied around their faces,…

This is the worst novel I have ever read.

Honestly, I may not be a huge fan of his but after last week’s gas attack... this was probably a good move. It shows strength at a time that most nations are probably questioning whether this administration will be a complete pushover with a big mouth.

You’re internet comment in which you’re pretty sure you remember information is more than enough for me to roll the dice with the IRS, thank you!

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

You know what else feels like a trick? The infinite scrolling being gone when I logged in this morning AND NOW IT’S FUCKING BACK.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

I’m no doctor, but I bet a 2x4 to the face would help

Holy shit, what was the percentage in clinging to that myth?

Offensive mind, indeed.

It’s hard to say- there’s a certain something about it that is difficult to describe.