Yep get those cars off the roads until they can learn to drive safely!

Commenting here instead of on Joanna’s article because we’re both men.

I’d kill him with kindness.

Damn Elon, take it easy. Go launch a rocket or something the world’s still spinning.

I supported any and all bro wear at the time: The Game hats, Coed Naked shirts, Big Dog apparel…

How are these UConn players gonna respond knowing that they gotta listen to ME? They’d spend the whole game rolling their eyes.

In a pre-good-camera-phone-era, I took out the back seat of a Mazda 323 hatch, made a custom fiberglass enclosure, and put three Alpine 15s and a 1,500 watt bridged amp in there — hauling space be damned.

*Caddy runs over, picks up the ball, and places it in Wieter’s glove*

Reversed-Polarity Magnets.

Is it really priceless when it’s insured for a specific value?

To be fair, insurance would be really cheap if it wasn’t for all the sick people.

“Hey don’t miss the exit for the river that takes us back to the ocean this time!”

For nearly a year, Republicans screamed that they would hold off on confirming Garland until after the election (an unprecedented move) because the presidential election was a “referendum” on the Supreme Court nominee:

Why would you think that an MG is going to run on the weekends? It won’t.

I’m here to demand justice for D.B. Pooper!

Last week my mother changed our family cell phone plan with consulting me. She got talked into “upgrading” from our grandfathered plan into a new plan that costs more and offers fewer benefits. I was understandably irate.

PS - I have met the Muppets (set visit for filming of Muppets Most Wanted) and meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet. I am not kidding. I almost cried.

Unless he took their guns.

“Hang on, let me pour this 64 ounce Coke into my lap. There. Ahhh, bliss.”

Considering Tuesdays’ affinity for tacos, it was only a matter of time.