You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

I’m no doctor, but I bet a 2x4 to the face would help

Holy shit, what was the percentage in clinging to that myth?

Offensive mind, indeed.

Maybe we could make sure everyone has adequate sick leave for all the things? I mean many people have chronic recurring health issues of varying degrees.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Found the guy!

I heard nuke plants literally have RIVERS of that stuff running around their poison factories. NIMBY, assholes!

It’s hard to say- there’s a certain something about it that is difficult to describe.

Yep get those cars off the roads until they can learn to drive safely!

Commenting here instead of on Joanna’s article because we’re both men.

I’d kill him with kindness.

Damn Elon, take it easy. Go launch a rocket or something the world’s still spinning.

I supported any and all bro wear at the time: The Game hats, Coed Naked shirts, Big Dog apparel…

How are these UConn players gonna respond knowing that they gotta listen to ME? They’d spend the whole game rolling their eyes.

In a pre-good-camera-phone-era, I took out the back seat of a Mazda 323 hatch, made a custom fiberglass enclosure, and put three Alpine 15s and a 1,500 watt bridged amp in there — hauling space be damned.

*Caddy runs over, picks up the ball, and places it in Wieter’s glove*

Reversed-Polarity Magnets.